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Lindsay and Samantha Try Cock

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Wait, let me revise that headline a little bit: Lindsay and Samantha tried THE Cock–the richly atmospheric and at times wonderfully seedy gay bar on Second Avenue on Monday. It’s the same place, in fact, where I had a wild dry-humping session with an Argentinian dogwalker on a recent Wednesday. But enough about me. Linds and Sam were tres cute, making out and snuggling in between digging to Josh Sparber‘s DJ smorgasbord. I love that Lindsay has found a person who’s a safe refuge from the utter insanity of her life, and it’s a woman. Get used to it, Dina! You have a daughter-in-law!

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