My All-Powerful Blog Removes Moles and Warts


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On June 16, I ran a post wondering why various celebrities don’t have their moles burned off. After all, I pointed out, it’s a simple, painless, and relatively cheap procedure—and if it weren’t, I wouldn’t have had it done several times! Well, a few weeks ago came word that, according to sources, Sarah Jessica Parker had finally had her mole removed! She lanced it right off, probably pretending it was Kim Cattrall! Now I’m not taking credit for this turn of derma-events—necessarily—but let me try to throw one other celeb-related suggestion out there and we’ll see if it comes true: Tom and Katie, why don’t you take little Suri out to be photographed?