Perez Hilton Sings and Dances?


photo by Tyler Curtis, used through a Creative Commons license

I wouldn’t sign away the rights to Michael Musto, The Musical—I didn’t think Bernadette Peters was quite right for the part—so now here comes Perez Hilton The Musical, a Fringe Festival attraction in which blogging, hair coloring, and weight loss will be no doubt set to some toe-tapping music. You people surely read his blog all day long—in between absolutely devouring mine—so the least you could do is go cheer someone with musical theater credentials playing him for a couple of hours before he moves on to the inevitable TMZ: The Opera. Do it or the real Perez will smear cum on your face!

Performances are at 45 Bleecker Street on Saturday August 9th at 12 PM, Wednesday August 13 at 9:45 PM, Friday August 15 at 2:30 PM, Saturday August 16 at 5:00 PM, Friday August 22 at 7:00 PM. Tickets are $15 and can be purchased by calling 866.468.7619 or by visiting