Watch Out, Amy Winehouse! Another Trannie Has a Makeup Line


I love me some Amanda Lepore. Call her cell phone—as I happened to do recently—and you hear the outgoing message, “This is Amanda, the world’s most famous transsexual.” Wait, don’t exclaim, “What balls!” The lady doesn’t lie. She has taken dick-slashing to new heights, having done a Swatch watch, a doll, some music, and a 21-year-old boyfriend—and now she’s adding a cosmetics line to her resume! CAMP has released a limited-edition version of “Collection Lepore” before it hits stores and boutiques starting in 2009, and anyone with a penis in a jar should start smearing it on their faces immediately.

How does the human inflatable plaything feel about this? According to the press release, Amanda said, “I am thrilled to be working with CAMP Cosmetics!…They worked with me for six months developing pigments that I could fall in love with. I think what we came up with is nothing short of spectacular. I know beautiful girls everywhere will want to wear ‘Collection Lepore’!”

More likely, she simply pursed her pillow-like lips and said, “Uh, yeah, it’s pretty nice.”