Equality

Finally, the Gay Olympics in Beijing!

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That’s what a friend wrote in sending around this lovely montage of Olympic athletes going for the gold while digging for the brown. The sight of all this sodomizing and crotch grabbing in the name of athletic achievement is absolutely scandalous and inspiring at the same time! Michael Phelps must feel like he’s in the wrong competition–the one where the only stroking is done alone and underwater. I just worry that if all this debauching continues, there won’t be any need for the actual Gay Olympics anymore!