“And this one time, at band camp? . . . ” Yeah, we all have our not-so-hot stories about summer-camp mischief that we wish ended up with Jason killing everyone—and at Camp Summer Camp, they most likely will. Not your average vacation away from Mom and Dad (although you might be crying for them before this performance party is over), the evening includes an entire troupe of camp counselors, BFFs, go-go fitness gurus, arts-and-crafts instructors, and the very real danger of a serial killer on the loose. Camp faculty include Amy Overman, Lauren Cavanaugh, Tim Bungeroth, the World Famous *BOB*, and Jessica Delfino, who’ll be on hand to pressure you into downing the spiked punch and then following them through naughty campfire games that will take you through the maze that is P.S.122. Who knows? After special guest DJ Neal Medlyn starts spinning, you might even get the courage to ask your camp counselor to dance.

Thursdays-Saturdays, 9 p.m. Starts: Aug. 21. Continues through Aug. 30, 2008