The producer of J’Taime New York is finishing up New York I Love You, a trailer for which is now available via firstshowing.net. The film stars everyone in the known universe, and Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman are among the directors whose 12 short films comprise it. Characters in the trailer tell us they love New York because “everyone came from somewhere else,” “you can watch the buildings, you can feel the air,” “this is the capital of everything possible,” etc. Mika and Feist are played. “The city that never sleeps,” reads the tag line, “never stops dreaming.” We have yet to stop vomiting, but we hope this is a temporary condition.