Crazy Legs Conti Eats Michael Phelps’s Breakfast. Fast.

The Olympics are over, so let’s ring them out in style with New York’s most flamboyant competitive eater, Crazy Legs Conti, shown here eating Michael Phelp’s typical breakfast in 5 minutes. Yes, we’re all a little tired of hearing about the quantities America’s freakiest Olympian eats, but this video puts a worthy cap on a news story that ended up absolutely everywhere. Three pancakes, three french toasts, three fried egg sandwiches, a bowl of grits, an omelet and two cups of coffee—down the hatch in 5 minutes. Bonus: Crazy Legs does it wearing swimming goggles, and no shirt, so you can watch his stomach expand in Olympian fashion.