No, I’m not up for President—though feel free to write me in in crayon this November—but I HAVE been nominated for one of the Glammy Awards, the annual clubbie honors organized by drag diva Cherry Jubilee! My category is Best Writer/Blogger, which you can find at the very end of the attached link of nominees. (Yes, it’s that special.) And while just the nomination itself is honor enough, if I don’t actually win the thing, I will start kicking homeless people and biting the heads off chickens.
So here’s where you come in, kittens. If you’re a bonafide club worker—you know, bartender, drag queen, valet toilet attendant—kindly cut and paste the whole list and send your choices to Cherry at email@example.com, while explaining what exactly you do in the clubs besides beg for free drinks. I don’t give a shit who you vote for in the other categories, but in mine, make sure you circle cruddy old Miss Musto or I’ll come at you with a buzzsaw and some battery acid!