amNY tells us about 23-year-old Christopher Musico, a “magazine editorial assistant,” apparently at Information Today, to whose CRM magazine he tirelessly contributes though “exhausted” by his five-hour daily commute between Wallkill, New York and Manhattan. “I would love to hang with my friends more than once or twice a week and not be exhausted while doing so,” Musico sighs. So why live in Walkill? He “loves” the “serenity,” and the free rent at his parents’ place. He expects to move closer to New York in December; we expect him to complain about that, too, and wonder if someone will write a story on it.