Don’t tell me this blog doesn’t start international trends with every poisoned syllable! Recently, I wrote about the fact that everyone is desperate for me to join Facebook, which I find a useless exercise in making more time-wasting “friends” who would walk over your corpse in a cyber minute if there’s a gift bag on the other side of the street. Well, a couple of non-virtual pals in Canada read what I wrote and decided to turn my hate into high fashion. Click on their site and check out the Fuck Facebook T shirts they’ve ingeniously created, which they claim are selling faster than crystal meth cakes. Tell all your friends on Facebook about it. And also tell them that these Canadian freaks give me no credit whatsoever, let alone fucking royalties! Fuck ‘Fuck Facebook’!