The last Madonna book (before the one by her irritated brother) almost got me arrested. In spoofing the Sex book by posing naked in the streets of New Jersey, I got stopped by angry cops, who only relented when I showed them my hard-to-get copy of the book and they popped wood. Unfortunately, they didn’t then ask for a full release sex act!
But enough about me. Madge is the subject of a whole new powerHouse Books entry, coming out next month, called Madonna: Confessions by her manager Guy Oseary—you know, the guy who brilliantly hyped Madonna’s suposed affair with A-Rod. I guess he’s a photographer too! Are there any limits to what these postmodern multihyphenates can do? Anyway, the tome features over 250 never-before-published images of our star, some of which are available at the above link. Having taken a gay glance, I can assure you that Madonna will love these shots, honey, because she looks really thin! So thin that I won’t be standing naked in the street aping them any time soon!