Need a little liquid courage to watch the VP debates tonight? Try our specialty cocktails, and don’t forget to do a shot everytime Sarah Palin wrinkles her cute little nose while uttering something unspeakably stupid and/or nasty.
The I Can See Russia From My House
1 pint Budweiser
1 shot vodka
Drop vodka shot into glass of Bud and chug. Repeat until you can see Russia from your house.
The Abstinence Only
1 shot absinthe
3 dashes bitters
Fill a glass full of crushed ice. Pour the absinthe over, and shake in the bitters. Serve. Remember to keep your legs closed!
The Nutty Bitch
1 shot almond liqueur, such as Amaretto
1 shot hazelnut liqueur, such as Frangelico
2 shots vodka
1 walnut, for garnish
Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice, and shake. Strain into a cocktail glass, garnish with the walnut, and guzzle until anything Sarah Palin says makes sense. Repeat as necessary.
This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on October 2, 2008