Mr. Black, my favorite new club–which is actually the relocated version of the place that shut down last year after a drug raid crippled it–has just been seized by the tax man! There are signs on the place saying officials have taken it over for non payment of New York State taxes! This place is fucking cursed!
UPDATE: No, it’s not! There’s life in the ol’ Black gal yet! Read my breaking news on the breaking news, a few items above. Gosh, my life is exciting.