Buzzfeed and others seem to think the “Ravager” baby goth ensemble sold by Make Believe Costume is a bit much. We’re less moved: the kid probably just thinks she’s being all Wednesday Addams and shit. Weirder to us is MBC’s “Glitzy Vampira” get-up (above) which is marketed as a “Child/Young Adult” selection, and looks to us like something a cocktail waitress would wear in a Disney strip club.
MBC also sells bride costumes for every age from toddler on up (they probably move a lot of these in Alabama, year-round). They also sell them for dogs. We don’t know, and we don’t want to know.