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Leather Pioneer Remembers Cumming on Vento’s Wall

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Hi, kids, Officer Joe Bolton here! Today’s look back at Little Olde New York comes from Jeremiah’s Vanishing NY, which profiles Lenny Waller, former manager of Hellfire and “Big Daddy” of our local leather scene. “We put milk boxes on the floor around the bar so you wouldn’t have to stand and drink in the mud,” Waller recalls. The old joint’s a posh restaurant called Vento now. Waller took in a meal there with friends: “Jerry said to me, ‘I always used to jerk off and cum on that wall.’”

Jeremiah wonders, “if we scanned today’s MePa with one of those forensic blue lights, would we see ghosts of ejaculate past glowing on every wall of every cafe and boutique? Would Pastis reveal a Jackson Pollock of jizz?”

Waller’s tribute is in honor of the upcoming Leather Weekend in New York, for which tickets are still available. This is Officer Joe Bolton saying see ya next week, when we’ll have more of those D/s pioneers, The Three Stooges. East side, west side, all around the town…

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