Get Off Election Day: Free Sex Toys for Voters


Earlier in the campaign we saw Obama and McCain condoms sponsored by Trojan. Tomorrow through November 11, if you go to Babeland with evidence that you voted (“your word of honor” is acceptable), you will receive free either a “Maverick sleeve” or a “Silver Bullet” mini-vibrator, depending on your particular physiological needs. These items are respectively a $15 and $20 value, and assure (but do not guarantee — see labels) that whatever the result of the election, you will receive some kind of satisfaction from it.