That’s what my rerun-obsessed Deep Throat told me the other day, and my jaw is still scraping the pavement over it. You’ll have to click here and find out just which Facts of Life star I’m talking about–I don’t just give this shit away! If you do the clicking thing, you’ll also get to learn about:
*Big career decisions from Travolta and Sean Penn
*A weird choice of companion for saucy Pamela Anderson
*Some serious glitches in the ascendancies of both Madonna and Stephen Colbert
*And a new club that is bringing back free drink tickets just in time for the great depression. Woo-hoo!
This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on November 5, 2008