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Bushwick Blogger Tests Water, Does Not Like Result

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BushwickBK’s Diego Cupolo decided to litmus-test his tap water for impurities. Big mistake. Turns out his water has “the level of acidity in coffee,” and though the test revealed no traces of copper, Cupolo’s “going to get a lead test in the near future to ease my nerves.” When you start thinking about what the city is doing to you, Diego, you’re finished. Well, at least he doesn’t live in Greenpoint. We roll hard up here, because life is cheap.