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eHarmony Settles, Will Enable Same-Sex Match-Ups


In another bit of judicial activism that should re-invigorate conservative charges of gay-on-straight violence, a Jersey lawsuit in which a gay man charged that eHarmony had discriminated against him by not offering same-sex matching has been settled, and eHarmony will begin offering “male seeking male” “and “female seeking female” services soon.

“I say fuck those douchenozzles anyway,” advises Joe My God. “Use or one of the other services that has welcomed homos from Day One.”


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