I wish you all gobs of giblet gravy, mountains of cranberry sauce, and swarms of hot sailors to wipe off your face afterwards. I’m taking this week off–I need the time to prepare my Swanson’s TV dinner–but feel free to keep in touch with hot gossip or even just room-temperature leftovers. And watch out for the column coming out this Wednesday. It’s a wowser that’ll explode your mental microwave.
Wait, I’ll leave you with a gossip tidbit to help tide you through the wicked week: Well-liked Siberian model Irina Pantaeva is heading for splitsville with her longtime discoverer/husband, Roland Levin. Wah!!!
This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on November 24, 2008