Tradition dictates that we inform you “federal authorities” have received “plausible but unsubstantiated” information that “Al Qaeda” may be planning a “terrorist attack” in the “New York City subway” this holiday weekend.
Commentary yammers about “the threat we still live under” and “complacency,” Hot Air thinks, in fairness, we should blame Obama, and oh Jesus fucking Christ aren’t they sick of this shit already? It’s getting as old as fruitcake.
Huffington Post talks to some actual New Yorkers who speak for all of us when they say they “can’t really afford to change their habits every time there is an alarm about a potential attack.” Everybody have a pleasant Thanksgiving, and don’t worry: Allah won’t take you yet — you’re meant to die in food riots during the coming Citi Famine.
This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on November 26, 2008