“Sue Masaracchia-Roberts has had all kinds of bosses, but only one gave her an intestinal infection.”
This jumped right off the RSS reader, but when we followed the link to its source, we found the headline “Your Boss Could Be Killing You” — still good, but confusingly unrelated to anal. Then we found out the story was about stress in the workplace. But by then it was too late: we’d been ad-impressioned. Well played, Beacon News, well played.