The ABA Journal (h/t Legal Antics) has issued its holiday card, with a lengthy disclaimer that their greeting “should not be interpreted as a guarantee that your holidays will be happy,” “This e-card may not be used as a flotation device,” “You better not pout. You better not cry,” etc. Also, “Do not ask Santa for your holiday bonus. It’s not coming. Neither is next year’s.” So far all the holiday humor is about how we’re all broke and screwed. We miss Bob Hope, who would regale us with Mrs. Claus’ backseat driving and Jill St. John under a Christmas tree.