Tabloids Pleased to See “Chastened” Coke Kids


Having been enraged that F.I.T. coke dealers Christine Scafa and Mickenzie Dippenworth were in such good spirits when they were arrested Wednesday night, the Post is happy to see that they “sulked” out of the courthouse last night after a night in jail. “The Joke’s On Them,” heds the Post, “‘Coke Kids’ Ain’t Laughing.” The Daily News gets in on the act: The girls who had “giggled and smirked through their perp walk,” “wisecracking and laughing” and “prancing for the cameras,” were now “silent and chastened,” the little bitches. Well, it’s been a long time since Martha Stewart went down, and tabs must get their class- and gender-based schadenfreude where they can.


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