London’s Daily Telegraph reveals that Vivienne Westwood (sorry, Dame Vivienne Westwood), mainly known for ripping up clothes with Malcolm McLaren, has asked people connected with the Sex and the City franchise, including Sarah Jessica Parker, to let her help write the upcoming sequel. Westwood designed Parker’s wedding gown for the first film, and publicly slammed the other designs, done by Patricia Field. In related news, we have seen all the Star Wars movies and think we’re ready to “helm” one. Also have ideas for script. And Princess Leia.