Equality

How Are Gay Men Different From Lesbians?

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Let’s go through all the stereotypical ways, shall we?

*Gay men like dogs, lesbians like cats.

*Gay men like to dress like women, lesbians like to dress like men.

*Gay men like Calvin Klein Eternity, lesbians like potpourri.

*Gay men pick lovers based on face and body, lesbians pick them based on heart and mind.

*Gay men dance to Lady Gaga, lesbians dance to Norah Jones.

*Gay men wax, lesbians shave.

But what the fuck, they all like Kathy Griffin!

This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on January 21, 2009

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