Let’s go through all the stereotypical ways, shall we?
*Gay men like dogs, lesbians like cats.
*Gay men like to dress like women, lesbians like to dress like men.
*Gay men like Calvin Klein Eternity, lesbians like potpourri.
*Gay men pick lovers based on face and body, lesbians pick them based on heart and mind.
*Gay men dance to Lady Gaga, lesbians dance to Norah Jones.
*Gay men wax, lesbians shave.
But what the fuck, they all like Kathy Griffin!
This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on January 21, 2009