Michael Daly‘s column has to be a put-on. If it’s not, then give him an “F” for fatuous.
In “Let’s make Caroline Kennedy our special envoy to Washington,” the self-serious Daily News scribe fights back his tears about Caroline Kennedy‘s withdrawal from the Senate appointment race and opines:
She will still have a deep connection with our new President, one of whose daughters now sleeps in Caroline’s old room at the White House.
Christ, at least make sure she votes a few times before we make her our “ambassador.”
I’m not attacking the Kennedys or rich people. Ever since Chappaquidick, Teddy Kennedy has worked hard in the trenches as a senator. And Jackie O took on big cultural battles, leading the successful fight to save and restore Grand Central Station.
Now we have a huge crisis on our hands. Tens of thousands of New Yorkers are being fired, and basic social services are being slashed, feeding a downward spiral.
There are a million fires that need to be put out — and I don’t mean the problems faced by Carnegie Hall, which is slashing its schedule and budget. Yes, that’s a shame, but stay away from that “cause,” Princess Caroline.
Do some public service before you’re anointed as our ambassador. If you have celebrity capital (and you do), then start spending it to help goad other rich New Yorkers (and there are still plenty of them) into helping their increasingly desperate fellow residents.
Do something noblesse before we oblige you.
As for Daly, one of his readers, hjo4, said it best in a cranky 7 a.m. post:
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NO PARTICULAR ORDER:
Wall Street Journal: ‘Obama Freezes Top Staff Pay’
He also issued the strictest rules to date on lobbying activities for members of the administration and met with his national security team to begin the process of withdrawing troops from Iraq.
In an unusual moment that was not part of his team’s extensive planning for day one, Mr. Obama also retook the oath of office. That came after Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr., and then Mr. Obama, spoke one of the words out of order during the swearing in on Tuesday.
N.Y. Daily News: ‘After 24 hours, change is real’
N.Y. Post: ‘CAROLINE’S KAPUT’
N.Y. Daily News: ‘HIL SEAT BLUES’
N.Y. Daily News: ‘Let’s make Caroline Kennedy our special envoy to Washington’
N.Y. Post: ‘SHOT DOGS IN GUN NUT’S APT’
Crain’s New York Business: ‘Carnegie Hall shrinks schedule, slashes budget’
N.Y. Daily News: ‘MTA kickback susp eyed for shredding evidence’
N.Y. Post: ‘SON OF “SCAM” IN YACHT “PLOT”‘
Vanity Fair: ‘The Ultimate Bubble?’
Wall Street Journal: ‘China Fourth-Quarter GDP Confirms a Major Slowdown’
Wall Street Journal: ‘Nationalization Fears Grow as U.K. Banks Struggle’
Wall Street Journal: ‘What if Uncle Sam Takes Over Your Bank?’
N.Y. Daily News: ‘Mother of little Adolf: No abuse here’
Wall Street Journal: ‘Parsons Named Citi Chairman’
Wall Street Journal: ‘Crisis Q&A: What “Bank Nationalization” Means For You’
Wall Street Journal: ‘Obama Inauguration Sets Record for Private Jets’
Wall Street Journal: ‘EBay’s Growth Stalls as Shoppers Pull Back’
Wall Street Journal: ‘Even in Test Form, Windows 7 Leaves Vista in the Dust’ (Walter S. Mossberg)
And this speed boost wasn’t only apparent in the preconfigured machine from Microsoft, but on my own Sony, which had been a dog using Vista, even after I tried to streamline its software. Of course, these speed gains may be compromised by the computer makers, if they add lots of junky software to the machines. Windows 7 is also likely to run well on much more modest hardware configurations than Vista needed….
Compatibility with hardware and software, which was a problem in Vista, seems far better in Windows 7 — even in the beta. I tried a wide variety of hardware, including printers, Web cams, external hard disks and cameras, and nearly all worked fine.
I also successfully installed and used popular programs from Microsoft’s rivals, such as Mozilla Firefox, Adobe Reader, Apple’s iTunes, and Google’s Picasa. All worked properly, even though none was designed for Windows 7.
Wall Street Journal: ‘More Than X Marks the Spot’
Crain’s New York Business: ‘Hudson Yards could be in jeopardy’
In a provocative HuffPost piece, Larry Gellman writes:
Branch managers channeled customers with money from property sales or inheritances to private banking salespeople, lawyers for the investors said.