If you have no idea what the fuck I’m talking about, then you are definitely not a theater queen. But if you immediately went “Aha”, then click right here and read my new high-kickin’ column, whereby I perpetrate New York’s most rabid Broadway-loving weekly event and find out why Babs seemed to dis the green one. Other names that pop up in the column are big-lunged legends like Patti LuPone, Jennifer Holliday, Beyonce, and Shayna Steele. Who? Relax, she’s a shayna maidel.
Oh, and I bash Facebook one more time. It’s a little little stepping on a dwarf, but still, it feels so good!