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Friday Scribbles: Headless Renée Zellweger Shows What Really Happens When You’re New In Town

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This is exactly what happens when a homegirl’s new in town: she’s a faceless, cleavage-ridden body that gets attacked by a giant purple schlong. Finally somebody got it right!

This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on January 30, 2009

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