From the New Yorker‘s “Your Eustace, 2009,” the mag’s annual contest for the best new version of Rea Irvin‘s classic cover, this entry (one of 12 winners — and my favorite) is “Eustace, the Undead New Yorker,” by David Cook of Suwanee, Georgia.
Further proof of the schizophrenic media culture: Despite the widespread political correctness that infects discourse on numerous topics, Governor David Paterson keeps getting hammered because his eyes don’t work right.
Israel’s ever-increasing crackdown on Arabs (the most ludicrous new idea is an Israeli-controlled 30-mile-long tunnel connecting Arab enclaves ) is the
apartheid that dares not speak its name — at least most of the U.S. media don’t dare speak of it.
But Paterson continues to get blistered because of his bad eyesight, which he can’t help and which, after all, doesn’t make him a more hapless and mediocre accidental governor.
As the Post says this morning:
A hospital trade group and a health-care union yesterday released a bizarre new attack ad — using a sightless man wearing sunglasses to slam legally blind Gov. Paterson for budget cuts.
“Why are you doing this to me?” the unidentified patient asks Paterson halfway through the 30-second spot, funded to the tune of $1 million a week by the Greater New York Hospital Association and Local 1199 of the Service Employees International Union.
To some observers, the blind man’s role in the statewide attack ad against Paterson’s plan to cut health care by $3.5 billion seems too personal by even Albany’s standards for no-holds-barred budget battles.
On the other hand, Paterson does seem to have blinders on when it comes to the outrageous Wall Street bonuses. As the Gothamist noted in mid-December, before Barack Obama scolded Wall Street:
Nothing personal, but what Paterson fails to see is that the state loses far more gelt by not taxing hedge fund goniffs’ pay.
Check out “NYC hedge fund profits show tax system flaw–study,” a Reuters story from last April that noted:
Now see these stories…
NO PARTICULAR ORDER:
N.Y. Post: ‘GOV DISS IN BLIND “SPOTS”: SIGHTLESS GUY RIPS DAVE IN TV AD’
A hospital trade group and a health-care union yesterday released a bizarre new attack ad – using a sightless man wearing sunglasses to slam legally blind Gov. Paterson for budget cuts.
“Why are you doing this to me?” the unidentified patient asks Paterson halfway through the 30-second spot, funded to the tune of $1 million a week by the Greater New York Hospital Association and Local 1199 of the Service Employees International Union.
N.Y. Daily News: ‘Sky dive horror for newbie as instructor dies mid-jump’
N.Y. Post: ‘TAX HIKES ON WEALTHY BAD FOR STATE: GOV’
Bloomberg: ‘Macy’s Slashes 7,000 Jobs’
N.Y. Daily News: ‘President Obama: If stimulus fails, I’m out in 4 years’
Crain’s New York Business: ‘Longer notice now needed for layoffs in NY’
Bloomberg: ‘Obama’s Foreclosure-Relief Plan May Offer Government Guarantees for Loans’
N.Y. Post: ‘SUPER SULLY: I WAS PLANE NERVOUS INSIDE’
New Yorker: ‘The Financial Page
Hazardous Materials?’ (James Surowiecki)
Wall Street Journal: ‘Shoe Thrower Targets Wen At Cambridge’
New York: ‘Trouble in Stuy Town: The crash of a real-estate Utopia’
Harper’s: ‘News From Nowhere: Iceland’s polite dystopia’
Bloomberg: ‘UBS Lures Brokers From Goldman, Morgan Stanley With “Super-Sized” Bonuses’
Wall Street Journal: ‘Citi Explores Mets Deal Exit’
Wall Street Journal: ‘Policy Makers Weigh Derivatives Oversight’
Onion: ‘Cheney Dunk Tank Raises $800 Billion For Nation’
New York Review of Books: ‘Pakistan in Peril’ (William Dalrymple) [PODCAST]
Atlantic: ‘The Man in the Middle’
Wall Street Journal: ‘Lobbyists Raise Stimulus Price Tag’
N.Y. Post: ‘PILOT UNION CRIES FOWL OVER DELAY OF BIRD RADAR’
Time: ‘The Tide Shifting Against the Death Penalty’
Wall Street Journal: ‘Iraq Waste Repeated in Afghanistan’
N.Y. Post: ‘SHOCK AND GNAW: BLOOMY IS FINGER FOOD FOR CRANKY GROUNDHOG’
Jewish Daily Forward: ‘Barak: Build Tunnel Linking West Bank and Gaza’
Defense Minister Ehud Barak on Monday proposed the construction of a 30-mile tunnel that would connect the northern Gaza Strip with the southern West Bank, thus enabling freedom of movement between the two disjointed Palestinian territories.
While stumping on the campaign trail before students at Ben-Gurion University in Be’er Sheva, Barak said it was possible to dig the tunnel, which would remain under Israeli sovereignty while the Palestinians would maintain authority over the corridor’s traffic.
New York Review of Books: ‘Google & the Future of Books’
N.Y. Post: ‘SI RACIST GUILTY’
Salon: ‘The Leaderless GOP: Sorry, Republican bosses, Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh are in charge. And there’s nothing you can do about it.’
New York Review of Books: ‘How We Were Ruined & What We Can Do’
Bloomberg: ‘Netanyahu Gains as Lieberman Makes Him Appear ‘Less Hawkish”‘
Israeli Arabs committed treason by protesting the country’s offensive in the Gaza Strip last month. Hamas should be dealt with the way the U.S. handled Japan in the last days of World War II. Egypt, at peace with Israel since 1979, actually plans to attack.
These are just some of the recent comments made by Avigdor Lieberman, whose party could become the third-largest bloc in parliament following Israel’s Feb. 10 elections, polls show.
Lieberman’s jump in popularity may boost the coalition- building efforts of front-runner Benjamin Netanyahu‘s Likud, while undermining prospects for peace with the Palestinians. Netanyahu’s lead over Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni‘s ruling Kadima party has grown as Israel’s war in Gaza raised voter concern about security.
‘A Lonely Lament From a Whistle-Blower’
From the Wall Street Journal:
Harry Markopolos, the Boston-based investor-turned-investigator who for years warned regulators that Bernard Madoff was running a huge Ponzi scheme, has received pitches to appear on television shows, make movies and write books elaborating on his experience.
But rather than enjoy a sense of vindication, Mr. Markopolos says he is miserable. He has trouble sleeping and is haunted by the apparent suicide of Thierry Magon de La Villehuchet, a French money manager found dead shortly after Mr. Madoff’s Dec. 11 arrest on fraud allegations.
Although a colleague of Mr. de La Villehuchet’s says he doesn’t know of any warning, Mr. Markopolos says he told Mr. de La Villehuchet as well as investors at other firms that he thought Mr. Madoff was a fraud. He regrets that he couldn’t persuade many of them.
Part of the reason he didn’t press his warnings: Fear of retribution by Mr. Madoff, says Mr. Markopolos. A lawyer for Mr. Madoff declined to comment.
Wall Street Journal: ‘Aggrieved Investors Turn Sights to Banks’
Wall Street Journal: ‘Madoff Victims Find Support’