Contrary to my earlier skepticism regarding YouTubes of last night’s bewildering festivities, it appears either the Grammy folks are allowing ’em, or at least very very slow in taking them down. So you haven’t seen sheer ladybug pregnant M.I.A. yet, please do. But the Jonas Bros./Stevie Wonder gunpoint duet is still my favorite moment of last night when it comes to completely incongruous, wince-worthy disasters. STOP TRYING TO ESTABLISH VISUAL RAPPORT WITH A BLIND MAN. AND STOP YELLING AT HIM, TOO. “You mind if I take this, Stevie?” ACTUALLY YES I DO MIND, YOU PONCE.