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Blatant Chris Brown/Rihanna Rumor-Mongering Update: Jay-Z Is Fixin’ to Kick Some Ass

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You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry, or maybe you would actually.

My goodness, Bossip is all over this — 8 posts already today about the increasingly lurid and awful Chris Brown/Rihanna affair, the best/worst of which quotes an unidentified Us Weekly source in the Jay-Z camp that describes Mr. Hova’s state of mind thusly: “He hit the roof. Chris is a walking dead man. He messed with the wrong crew.” Fantasize about that concept album while you read the deliriously crass 486-posts-and-counting comment section. Comment #1: “Aint nobody thinking about that punk ass GAY-Z what he gonna do write a rhyme with his old ass!” From there it just gets classier.