Alt-bros, stay home, ’cause Three Doors Down and Hoobastank are all about reliving the Bush-loving/Busch-pounding lifestyle that made America great. Sure, these early aught-rockers both released new material last year, but you’re here for the hits: “Kryptonite,” “The Reason,” and, uh. . . well, that’s beside the point. Flash your cell phone for frat guys everywhere, and convince that Jersey guidette to do the same—there can’t be a recession when you’re partying like it’s 2004. With SafetySuit.
Tue., Feb. 24, 7 p.m., 2009