Headlines: The Subtle Genius of Sean Delonas


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Your headlines for Friday, February 20…

The Post on the subtle genius of Sean Delonas: It was only Post-haters who didn’t like the very funny cartoon about homicidal chimpanzees who write legislation.

The Post puts Rihanna abuse photo on front page, The Daily News keeps it inside. The Times, meanwhile, still hasn’t said who Chris Brown had an “altercation” with. (And our Michael Musto asks: can the Chris Brown defenders now please shut the hell up?)

NYU students protesting for more time to figure out what they’re protesting.

the Times, get to write an editorial: lawyers for lobbyist slimed in
McCain sex allegation get to pen a response in return for dropping her

The Times continues its white panic over tough times: 1. New Yorkers facing disastrous life on less than $500,000/year; 2. How’s a guy supposed to feed himself on only $160,000? 3. And couple making $55,000 is literally starving to death.

Chimp victim taken to Ohio hospital that performed first face transplant.

Cop fired for getting caught on videotape being a cop shoving a cyclist in Times Square.

Toned down ‘Rent’ still too hot for high schools in parts of the country where the whole gay thing is still a problem.

Dow falls below 7,500. Which only means something if you want it to.

Bloomberg takes a swipe at MTA for 2nd Ave subway construction killing businesses.

U.S. soldier faces life in prison after being convicted of murder in 4 Iraqi deaths — jury didn’t buy his excuse that months in battle had left him ‘dazed.’



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