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The Post on the subtle genius of Sean Delonas: It was only Post-haters who didn’t like the very funny cartoon about homicidal chimpanzees who write legislation.

NYU students protesting for more time to figure out what they’re protesting.

Sue the Times, get to write an editorial: lawyers for lobbyist slimed in McCain sex allegation get to pen a response in return for dropping her suit.

The Times continues its white panic over tough times: 1. New Yorkers facing disastrous life on less than $500,000/year; 2. How’s a guy supposed to feed himself on only $160,000? 3. And couple making $55,000 is literally starving to death.

Chimp victim taken to Ohio hospital that performed first face transplant

Cop fired for getting caught on videotape being a cop shoving a cyclist in Times Square

Toned down ‘Rent’ still too hot for high schools in parts of the country where the whole gay thing is still a problem.

Dow falls below 7,500. Which only means something if you want it to.

Bloomberg takes a swipe at MTA for 2nd Ave subway construction killing businesses

Post puts Rihanna abuse photo on front page, Daily News keeps it inside. Times, meanwhile, still hasn’t said who Chris Brown had an “altercation” with.


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