If you thought “I Kissed a Girl” was kinky, check out this cute satire of Katy Perry‘s hit song, which is done in an “elderly remix” by Venetian Princess, aka YouTube star Jodie-Amy Rivera. In this version, the girl in question is a denture-crème-cemented, liver spotted dinosaur who’s definitely legal, if not necessarily breathing. Generations proceed to mingle with a wacky abandon that makes The Reader look positively banal by comparison. This clip has been up for ages–in fact, it’s gotten over 14 million hits–but I’m old and do things very slowly now. In fact, I still haven’t kissed a girl!