The Really Real Slim Shady


Remember Eminem? He was that brilliant white rapper–and, amazingly, Oscar winner–with an unfortunate taste for hating on the gays and his mother. Well, for years a gussied-up group called Dalipstyxx fought back with a spoof song called “I Wish I Was Eminem” (“He dresses in drag/No one calls HIM a fag”) that gently reamed him and his fans a new asshole. And now I have the fabulous new video for the tune by a tart trio called DMG Posse (which is basically Dalipstyxx, but reapplied). If the blonde looks a little familiar, it’s because he’s the guy who did that wicked homage to Aretha Franklin in her fancy hat and shit. And he directed this too. Enjoy–and be nice to your mothers!

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