Max Martin C-team band Carolina Liar got some valuable 90210 airtime a few weeks ago:
Strains of popular hit single “Show Me What I’m Looking For.” Dash Snow is singing lead. His scarf provides camouflage. Set-up is revealed: it’s a garden party.
Michael from The Wire, nodding enthusiastically: “Yo, how’d you get Carolina Liar to play?!”
David Simon: Frantically pitches new TV show.
Chad Wolfe, one-time Celine Dion back-up dancer and LA coffee-shop habitué, is the ingénue here. “Most days you can find me enjoying a great pair of slacks,” he writes in his official bio, “or engaging in a stimulating conversation about the movements of tectonic plates or the nuances of the Mayan calender.”
I’d keep typing words but I just can’t.
Next week’s prediction: Still can’t believe this is what broke my streak of not seeing the new 90210.