The details of An Evening With Chuck Klosterman are vague and kinda alarming, with a high probability of nudity . . . but then countless women know this already. (Oh, snap!) All we can decipher is that the affable music journalist, pinwheeling pop scribe of five books and columns for SPIN and Esquire, is presenting Girls Girls Girls, the debaucherous all-lady Mötley Crüe tribute band. This fits into his neurotic metal-fanboy persona perfectly—but what exactly is he gonna do: read new works? Perform interpretive dance? Tear up Billy Joel liner notes while walking on a tightrope? Whatever he chooses, it should be bizarre, erudite, and a bit confounding, but ultimately awesome—just like him.

Wed., March 18, 8 p.m., 2009

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