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Full Blood Spattered Chris Brown/Rihanna Affidavit Not At All For The Faint of Heart, Or Anyone Else Really

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I do not recommend the harrowing reading that is the LAPD police report on the Chris Brown/Rihanna melee–not unless you too want the sentence “The assault caused Robyn F.’s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle” etched irrevocably in your brain. The upside, if there can be said to be one: Brown is finally facing charges. “Assault likely to cause great bodily injury” and “making criminal threats” are the phrases the AP is using to describe the two counts Brown will shortly have defend himself against in court. Hopefully this time the entire American public will not be fooled by an amazingly cynical, flack-conceived photo op into thinking this is somehow going to end well, or in Brown’s favor.

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