Remember when Sarah Palin‘s teen spawn Bristol Palin got pregnant via her sweetheart, Levi Johnston? Well, Sarah went to work covering for them, saying they’d planned to get married blah blah blah, and this was all perfectly OK–just a tiny blip on her rigid conservative ethic. Well, there’s one little problem with that story: Bristol and Levi have broken up! Bristol will remain a single parent–just the type of person mama feels is the scum of the earth. I hope the feeling’s mutual.