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Quick Hits – 3/23/2009

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But really, everyone’s a winner.

A yogurt drink that acts like a “vaccine” against ulcers? Great! We’ll take one with Kahlua.

The Time 100 Most Influential People of 2009 voting page features the most unflattering picture of Barack Obama yet. Further proof of liberal bias!

FDA clears Eli Lilly drug to treat heretofore treatment-resistant depression. Great! We’ll take one with Kahlua, and a Cinnabon.

We were wondering when the first I-hain’t-de-voluted-fum-no-monkey controversy of 2009 would get going. Thanks, Texas Board of Education!

 

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