SXSW 2009: Amusing T-Shirt Omnibus


If you ain’t a Montana cowboy, you ain’t shit.

Fast zombies suck.

Don’t mess with Arkansas… either.

Green shirts are for pimps.

Barack & Michelle & Sasha & Maliah.

Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians.

Dip me in beer and throw me to the drunk chicks.

Fantasy football legend.

Rose & Blanche & Rose & Dorothy.

I don’t have to go church — I tip.

Be the person your dog thinks you are.

Holiday Inn Cambodia.

Slash & Barack & Britney & Robocop.

I want to be inside you. [Picture of smiling cheeseburger.]

Dennis Kucinich for President.

We’re full. Fuck off. [Outline of Texas.]