Medical headline of the day: “Diet is Important Indicator of Health.”
Gorbachev and the Rockin’ Russians versus Zombie Stalins.
Or maybe you’d prefer to hear a solo on a drum kit made out of ice.
The 15 Stupidest Puns from the New York Post‘s Front Page.
New York magazine is creeped out that the people who had sex at Plato’s Retreat have since aged. Hey, kids — it’ll happen to you.