Film

Insight Into Lindsay and Samantha’s Relationship

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That’s just what you’ll get in the current column [CLICK HERE], as I divulge what a lesbyterian friend of mine feels about what makes the kooky Lindsay/Sam conjoinment tick.

Also in the column: The guy who steals purses in nightclubs; Divine’s late, loved mother; club kid prisoner Michael Alig and his mother; movie inmate Jim Carrey fucking a muscle bear cellmate; lacerating playwright Neil LaBute joking about Jeremy Piven; Elaine Strich acting all unhappy because she was seated near me at the theater; and most importantly, a trip to the Hose, the hot East Village gay bar where you see people’s hoses.

Cigarette?