It’s a new site without a whole lot of content, but it’s worth a minute of your procrastination time: This is Why Your Pet is Fat. Inspired, of course, by This is Why You’re Fat. Will fat pets get a six-figure book deal, too?
“Forty-eight hours in the feeding cycle of New York City. There were Uzis, Public Enemy regrouping, and a clique of blond babes orbiting Axl Rose at the Cat Club. All of this connects. How was your week?”