Well, as the Governor says in A Clockwork Orange, these new ridiculous ideas have come at last. We wanted to go backward, and issue Runnin’ Scared posts (or as we like to call them, dispatches) on parchment sheets, rolled up and delivered by carrier pigeons. But, like the Chief Guard, our boss told us: Shut your filthy hole, you scum. So here is our new design, packed with those widgets all the kids are using: Reddit and Fark and Facebook and StumbleUpon and LordKnowsWhatElse. If some of our links are a little dodgy, please be patient; we’re assured they’ll be fixed soon. But enough of words — actions speak louder than. Action now. Observe all.