Start taking bets on the Pitchfork scores now: The entire U.K. Beatles catalog, digitally remastered and gussied up with luxe liners, rare photos, making-of docs, and other rad effluvia, is out 9-9-09. Same date as The Beatles: Rock Band. Twelve albums, plus Magical Mystery Tour, plus both Past Masters sets combined. Available individually, or a box set of the whole shebang, plus a separate mono box set. Press-release parting shot: “Discussions regarding the digital distribution of the catalogue will continue. There is no further information available at this time.” ATTENTION CRITICS: START SUCKING UP TO SHORE FIRE MEDIA RIGHT THIS INSTANT.