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YouTube Treasure: Stairway To Stardom!

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Stairway To Stardom was a rinky dink talent show on public access, in which two hosts–who always came off like used car salespeople on the lam–brought out an array of shameless singers and dancers in what looked like the side lobby of a crack den in Macao. But it was super fun and occasionally some real glimmers of talent surfaced behind the low-rent weirdness.

Check out this clip of Lucille Cataldo looking a bit like Angie Bowie and belting out a truly unique dance song called “Hairdresser,” complete with some vocal riffs on the teasing process, not to mention immortal lyrics like “How can a model drink beer from a bottle?” Yeah, most of them would rather drink Clairol.